- Published on 28 April 2013
The launch of the Zoey Academy of Dance on 1 April 2013 in Harare's upmarket Avondale suburb has perhaps marked a new era, an epoch, that will not only see a marked increase in the number of dancers but also rescue many marriages that were about to fall foul of supposedly inactive women in bed.
From its inception, the academy, which is the brainchild of Noleen 'Zoey' Sifelani (27), is reported to have seen a large number of all shapes and ages flocking to the premises in a bid to up their game in satisfying their men. However to some this might seem like a 'modern' version of Chinamwari (a school of sex).
Zoey, the self-acclaimed kingpin of pole dancing in Zimbabwe, said the reception to her venture was encouraging and was sure to make a mark in the Zimbabwean dance industry.
"Women seem to really love what I am doing for them. So far I have 10 regular students and some are still trickling in. I want to reach at least 20 by May. I love it and I hope my academy will grow with all the support from people," she said.
Zoey teaches women how to caress their men to melting point, shows them to walk in a 'sexy' manner, tutors them on how to sit seductively. In fact the list of the kinky crappers is just endless.
"I give the women 20 lessons and when they are from the dance furnace they are pros. I teach them about beauty and how to always look sexy and beautiful. Women should always look that way so that their men do not run away from them," she said.
With all that she does for these women, Zoey said many men who have their women attending her classes have approached her expressing gratitude and how this has improved their bedroom 'sexercises'. Interestingly, some men are said to have gone to the extent of looking for students on behalf ot the supposed 'loveology lecturer'.
"Men love what I am doing. I have been approached by a number of them thanking me for how I have saved their marriages and made their lives worthwhile.During or after my dance shows, some (men) have even approached me connecting me with their girlfriends and wives," she said.
Zoey takes these women for three sessions that will then add up to 20 lessons and charges US$10 per lesson or per hour. In no time, Zoey will supposedly be one of the richest women in Zimbabwe. Women from the age of 18 to 50 are welcome to join the classes which are already in full swing.
"Keeping a man's temperature high is a necessity in saving relationships," she said.